A Guy walked into a bar dressed in the latest designer gear, dripping with diamonds and platinum and googobs of money.His only visible problem was tha...
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engagi...
A blonde to a long-distance telephone operator:“Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?“Operator: “Just a minute......
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't understand why you girls can't underst...
News anchor Dan Rather, the Reverend Jesse Jackson, Today Show personality Katie Couric and an American Marine were hiking through the jungle one day ...
How does a UNIX expert have sex?Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep....
A drunk was hanging on to a lamp post for supportwhen an old lady walked by and asked, "Why don'tyou take a bus home?"The drunk replied,...
Man to God: “God, why did you make women so beautiful?“God to Man: “So you would love her.“Man to God: “But why did you make her so dumb?“God to Man: ...
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each oth...
Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acre...