Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. Thu...
To: Tech SupportTo whom it may concern,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected...
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, fo...
...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see t...
A priest goes into a barbershop, gets a haircut, thanks the barber and asks how much he owes him.The barber says, “Father, you're a holy man of th...
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was ...
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little an...
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ...
M.I.T.: "I had a nervous breakdown this weekend.""Have some fries."Caltech: "I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend.&quo...
Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual &...