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  • Flatterer 马屁精
    12-05

    Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics(化妆品) guaranteed to make her look...

  • What are you going to do this evening?
    12-05

    Mrs. Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came back from work. She was wearing dirty old clothes and no stockings, her hair was not tid...

  • It was too late 为时已晚
    12-05

    Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inc...

  • Who wants that jerk back? 谁愿意让那个混蛋回来
    12-05

    Marcella Vespa called her friend Winona about the disappearance of her husband, who had been missing for several days.When asked by the police for a d...

  • A Nervous Wife 神经紧张的妻子
    12-05

    A man fell ill. His wife called a doctor in for him.While the doctor was looking over the man, his wife kept fussing(烦躁,发牢骚) and jabbering(快而含糊地说) all...

  • Birthday presents 生日礼物
    12-05

    A woman had bought birthday presents for her husband.She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, "I've bought two presents for your...

  • Difference 男人女人的区别
    12-05

    “If you tell a man anything, it goes in at one ear and out at the other.“ she remarked.“And if you tell a woman anything,“ he countered, “it goes in a...

  • The last chance 最后的机会
    12-05

    The God decided to create "woman", and he should take a rib from Adam.He gave Adam some sleeping-pills smilely, said: "Adam, enjoy the ...

  • Taken for Granted 理所当然
    12-05

    THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error -- the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mot...

  • A Kiss 一个吻
    12-05

    At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent hi...

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