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  • Joke: Application Rejections
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    Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consid...

  • Joke: A Blonde's Dream
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    One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.Doctor: What was your dream about?Blonde: I was being chase by a...

  • Chatting Women
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    Two women were chatting and one asked the other,"Mable, do you talk to your husband while you're having passionate intercourse?"Mable an...

  • Joke: Condom
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    Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, ...

  • Joke: Heaven Questions
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    A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, hea...

  • Joke: A Nutty Game
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    A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his command...

  • Joke: No Gentleman
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    A pretty woman, carrying a stack of boxes from a shopping spree, was walking down the street when all of a sudden a strong wind lifts her skirt.The hi...

  • Joke: Lawyer One Liners
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    Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?A tick falls off of you when you die.Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers an...

  • Joke: Rescue
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    A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersona...

  • Joke: Honest Definitions
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    ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: S...

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