1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He shouldn't jump on your b...
9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You find you've been subscribed to strange...
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?A: Holes all over Australia.Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?A: ...
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print ...
While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.A passerby commented to the blind man...
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an eg...
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assi...
A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door."An' wot'...
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the st...
Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For reasons that will become apparent, it is recommende...