A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "Run....run!"...
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful ...
One day a man called the church office. He said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?"The secretary thought she heard what he said, b...
MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn order to assure that we continue to produce the hig...
One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with...
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. I want to get weighed," she said. They ambl...
Recent newspaper articles are touting a new treatment for impotence. The treatment consists of injecting a drug into the base of the penis with a smal...
The farmer and his wife had worked hard, they scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard....
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop."Ma'am," said the cop, "I'm not...
Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, “What took you so long?“ The guy says, “That was ...