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  • Joke: One Request
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    An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are in a maximum security prison in the U.S, about to do 10 years each in solitary for crimes they didn'...

  • Joke: Hiring Lumberjacks
    12-05

    A large, well established, lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the...

  • Joke: Hard At Work
    12-05

    One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew's foreman radios t...

  • Joke: Twins
    12-05

    There were these two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day tha...

  • Joke: Driving Offences
    12-05

    A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police offic...

  • Joke: Chinese Proverbs
    12-05

    Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man w...

  • Joke: It's All In The Name
    12-05

    Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is Larry and I am a SNAG.“ Another guy says, “What's that?“ The first guy says, “That...

  • Joke: Hubby Homing Device
    12-05

    Wife #1: Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get your husband from staying out late? Wife #2: Well, everytime he would come home I would simply say, ...

  • Joke: Fitting Punishment
    12-05

    Mr. Jones is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the...

  • Joke: In A Pig's Ass
    12-05

    There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a cork in the ...

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