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  • Joke: Heart Advice
    12-05

    The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also...

  • Joke: Lottery Winner
    12-05

    A man comes home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey pack your bags, I won the lottery"!!!!! "Wow! That's great! ...

  • Joke: New Driver
    12-05

    Martin had just received his brand new driver's license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take t...

  • Joke: The Birth Of Yahoo
    12-05

    An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says . . . And, lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abra...

  • Joke: You're Busted, Mom
    12-05

    One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands ...

  • Joke: 44 Days!
    12-05

    There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes and they were chanting "44 days! 44 days!" On...

  • Joke: Eating The Piece Of Fruit
    12-05

    Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen...

  • Joke: Christmas Fairies
    12-05

    Once upon a time, in the Christmas Tree Forest there lived the Christmas fairies. They spent most of their time practising sitting on top of the Chris...

  • Joke: Suicide Attempt
    12-05

    After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director rev...

  • Joke: I Missed Your Lovin'
    12-05

    A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off ...

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