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Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The hus...
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One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.Well, Stupid and Shut Up d...
"My stomach has been bothering me, Doctor," complained the patient. "What have you been eating?" asked the doctor. "That'...
Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and fam...
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