After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all ...
It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to cou...
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, May I help you?” The farmer said, Yea, I want...
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "...
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room. When he looked in, he n...
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in a...
A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was th...
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.""Yeah, but you see, ...
Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes ... in case you doze off in the middle.Set ...
Mrs. Jones' kitty isn't feeling well- a bad case of constipation. She takes it to the vet, who gives her a new kind of laxative. "Giveher...