karl was telling his buddies back on the farm about his first visit to a big city church. "When I got there, they made me park my old pick-up in ...
A Jewish family invited their redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and their hostess announced, "...
The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal". The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat. &quo...
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this...
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute t...
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering ...
1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler...
Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the pape...
An Irishman in a wheelchair rolls into a bar and asks the waitress for a cup of coffee. He then looks over at the bar and asks the waitress, "Is ...
Two redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their pickemup truck. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey," says...