What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?A full set of teeth....
Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Arkansas burned down?Almost took out the whole trailer park....
How can you tell if a redneck is married?There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck....
What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor....
Why did God invent armadillos?So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell....
How can you tell if a redneck is married?There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck....
How many rednecks does it take eat a possum?Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars....
There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up....
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with whitestripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I d...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer.10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8. T...