When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.Do yo...
The preacher（传教士，牧师） was vexed（焦急的，生气的） because a certain member of his congregation（集合，圣会） always fell asleep during the sermon（劝诫，布道） .As the man wa...
The ability of the KangarooThe zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was foun...
A Blind BeggarThere was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hu...
Three Men in a Boat Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They ba...
What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer offi...
How do I get the gum out? Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane ...
Keep feeding him nickelsA mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upsid...
The Same DutiesA retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading ...
Class, Lass and AssProfessor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Profes...