Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual football game between their high school teams. If Arvada's team lost, the m...
Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought ...
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to...
A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, "This monkey was wander...
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him."Pardon me," she said. "...
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. ...
A young man saw Edison, said, "I want to develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve all materials." Edison asked a ques...
Chaucer was over seventy, but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he boasted: “My physical strength is as strong as that I was young.“The oppos...
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!&...
A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loud speaker, "Travellers, one of our engines was out of or...