A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum.After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it...
Christmas was coming. Mr Smith had no money to buy any presents for his children. His wife was ill and he spent a lot of money on her medicine. And th...
Robert was a clever young man and got on well with his classmates. They all liked him and played with him though he often boasted. He was strong and o...
Mr Smith worked in a post office and three years ago, when he was sixty, he retired. Now he and his wife stay at home and his children work in another...
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years.One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you.&...
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass ...
Three guys enter a special swimming contest whereby each contestant is born disabled. The first has no arms. The second has no legs and the third has ...
A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I can't talk! Help me!"The docto...
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The ...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutiona...