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  • Ten Husbands
    12-05

    10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. Ontheir wedding night, she told her new husband, "...

  • Old Folks
    12-05

    An older couple were having a hard time making ends meet. The pension check was not getting them through the month. So the husband told his wife that ...

  • Gay Jew
    12-05

    What do you call a gay Jewish man?A Heblew....

  • Rubbers
    12-05

    Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear....

  • Trouble Sleeping
    12-05

    The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked."Well, I, uh," she stammere...

  • Difference Between Hookers And Drug Dealers
    12-05

    What is the difference between hookers and drug dealers?A hooker can wash her crack and resell it....

  • A man and his Penis
    12-05

    A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men las...

  • Doc, I've Got a Problem
    12-05

    A man visits his doctor. "I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient. "One of my balls has turned blue." The doctor examined...

  • The Difference
    12-05

    What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again!...

  • The Neighbor
    12-05

    A man answers the door after he hears a knock. It is his next door neighbor holding a notebook. "Want to participate in an orgy?" he asks. &...

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