After having sex, Bill Gate's Wife commented; “Now I know why you call your company MicroSoft!“...
Why do all women like hunters?Because they go deep in the bush.shoot twice. and eat what they shoot....
An old lady was doing her shopping at the local department store. She picked up all her purchases and pushed her cart to the counter. As the checkout ...
Q. What is green and smells like pork?A. Kermits finger....
XMAS IS CANCELLEDT'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.Miserable little brats, u...
The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the newmint-flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before ...
What is the difference between being kinky and being perverted?When you are kinky, you use a feather.When you are perverted, you use the whole damn ch...
Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.When I went to City Hall to renew ...
Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.Set the m...
There was a fly hovering six inches above a pond. There was a fish in the pond that said, "If that fly dropped six inches, I could get it." ...