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  • Osama's sex slave
    12-05

    A former sex slave of Osama bin Laden now has a book coming out. In the book, she says that Osama bin Laden is in love with Whitney Houston. It would ...

  • Tennis ball
    12-05

    One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the bal...

  • Morning paper
    12-05

    The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.The next...

  • Woman's top 5 men
    12-05

    The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5. Bank manager.A Doctor says to take off your clothes.A Dentist ...

  • Popeye turns 75
    12-05

    Popeye turns 75 this year. You can tell the sailor man is getting older. He no longer eats spinach to fight Brutus... He now does it to fightirregular...

  • Insurance slogans
    12-05

    Four insurance companies are in competition. One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."The second one tries to i...

  • My daughter Darla
    12-05

    A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?"The mother says, "It...

  • A little on the side
    12-05

    After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks,"...

  • Value for money
    12-05

    A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it.When finished, th...

  • Waiting to catch her
    12-05

    Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man."You said you love her and yet y...

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