President Bush is pretty serious about this enforcement thing. In fact, before he left the border, he put up a scarecrow of Dick Cheney with a shotgun...
A Louisiana state Senate committee unanimously approved a ban on cock fighting, in what appears to be a first step in outlawing gay marriage...
President Bush is sending troops to the Mexican border. He's going to have them look for tequila of mass destruction....
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given ...
I went to lunch with a friend yesterday to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens.The answer was, "We just tell them they&...
Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife wa...
John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the...
There once lived a king and a queen who ruled a large kingdom. The king was short in vital parts and the queen had to seek solace with every Dick, Tom...
As many as 26 and a half million veterans reported at risk for identity theft after someone stole a computer disk containing their names, birth dates ...
The Federal Trade Commission said today they did not find any signs, no signs that the oil industry illegally manipulated gas prices. They also found ...