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  • Hiring hookers
    12-05

    Gas prices have risen again. Prices are so bad here in L.A. that guys in Beverly Hills are hiring hookers to siphon gas out of other people's cars...

  • Wrong uniform
    12-05

    A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 A...

  • Chastity belt
    12-05

    All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in...

  • Black magic
    12-05

    An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the...

  • Gay bank robber
    12-05

    Did you hear about the gay bank robber?He tied up the safe and blew the guard....

  • Condoleezza Rice
    12-05

    Condoleezza Rice is the most popular member of the Bush administration. Yeah, experts say that claiming to be the most popular member of the Bush admi...

  • Bush astounded
    12-05

    It is astounding, is it not, that the president, who was always so incestuously linked to oil companies for years and years is suddenly shocked, shock...

  • He's naked
    12-05

    It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, sc...

  • Grosser than gross
    12-05

    What's grosser than gross?Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.What's grosser than that?Finding a used condom on the bottom of your mayo...

  • Hobo vs Homo
    12-05

    What's the difference between a hobo and a homo?A hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass!...

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