This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's ...
Under this Senate compromise, the 11 million illegals would be put into three different groups: mild, medium and caliente.Note: Caliente means 'ho...
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00A Round of Shots: $34.00Anoth...
Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Cond...
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about...
An old man goes to the doctor to ask him an important question."Doctor, when I was in my 20's, it took both of my hands to push down my hard-...
Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight seal!...
Two gays walk past a gay bar one night.One says to the other “You wanna get shit faced tonight?“...
A UCLA study shows 7% of people still believe in the Easter Bunny. I believe these are the same people who believe President Bush is doing a good job ...
The Department of Homeland Security announced they will be ready to deal with hurricanes in the future. Like today, they called their cable company an...