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  • Tortured by Dick
    12-05

    While President Bush was spending the holidays at his Texas ranch, he was clearing brush and a branch cut his face. As a result the tree was cut down ...

  • Donald Trump in 2008
    12-05

    Donald Trump is reportedly considering running for president in 2008. Yeah, Trump said he'll choose a running mate, and then dump her for a younge...

  • You would look nicer
    12-05

    “How did you lose your job at the dress shop?“ a woman asked her friend.“Well, after trying on about 25 dresses, the customer said to me, 'I think...

  • Get hard
    12-05

    What did the egg say to the boiling water?How am I suppose to get hard... I just got laid 10 minutes ago!...

  • Vegetable
    12-05

    One day two carrots were walking down the street. They were the best of friends. Just as they started to step off the curb, a car sped around the corn...

  • Dentist Appointment
    12-05

    One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.His wife turned over and said,...

  • Love, true love etc.
    12-05

    What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?Spitting, swallowing and gargling....

  • Lollipop and a penis
    12-05

    What's the difference between a lollipop and a penis?If you lick a lollipop, it becomes smaller... but if you lick a penis it becomes bigger!...

  • Condom buyers
    12-05

    A guy was at the supermarket and after buying a few things he began to queue up in this really long line for the checkout.After about 15 minutes in th...

  • Did you jump?
    12-05

    A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and hi...

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