Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?Paul Lynde: Tape measures....
Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom....
Peter Marshall: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him....
Peter Marshall: Do female frogs croak?Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water....
Old Mendel Rugelbaum was very old and suffering from a rare disease and could drink only human milk. "How can I get human milk?" Mendel aske...
A guy is staying at a friends. They talk for a while and then the friend informs him of his bad leg and says how hard he is finding it living in a hou...
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love to one, and then ...
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boy...
Men's Mastercard CommercialCover Charge $15.00Round of Drinks $23.00Table Dance- $30.00Another round of drinks $23.00Couch dance and tips $50.00A ...
A young girl was having a heart to heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting university. "Mum, I have to tell you," ...