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A racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacke...
There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did yo...
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back t...
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have...
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helpin...
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What...
Two Amish women were picking potatoes one autumn day. The first Amish woman had two potatoes in her hands. She looked at the other woman and said, “Th...
A major Hollywood star decided to do a charity dinner and invited hundreds of people to take part. To make it interesting, the host decided to make it...
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