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  • Brave soldier
    12-05

    The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retri...

  • Husbands nicknames
    12-05

    Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because ...

  • Feeling guilty
    12-05

    Lori, the pert and pretty Nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me." s...

  • You gave me crabs!
    12-05

    One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker.Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore in the neares...

  • Designer pussy
    12-05

    Seven wise men, creative and fine, created a pussy to their own design.First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel and hammer, he gave it a ...

  • Queer thrill
    12-05

    Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?A. Leave the plunger in the toilet....

  • No ball room
    12-05

    Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?A. No ball room...

  • Harley or hoover?
    12-05

    Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?A. The position of the dirt bag....

  • New invention
    12-05

    This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's ...

  • Idiot one liners
    12-05

    Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how...An intellect riv...

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