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  • Goldberg is absent today 古德伯格今天缺席
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    Goldberg is absent todayA teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation...

  • The Use of a Handsaw 手锯的用处
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    The Use of a HandsawAt the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a st...

  • Who was more polite 谁更礼貌
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    Who was more politeA fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped h...

  • When a Tiger comes 老虎来了
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    When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys t...

  • All I do is pay
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    All I do is pay "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law ...

  • Contented Married Life 令人满意的婚姻生活
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    Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions,&quo...

  • I'm a bachelor 我是个单身汉
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    I'm a bachelorJack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.&quo...

  • Trying to do that for years 我已经努力好多年了
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    Trying to do that for yearsA man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You...

  • The first time 第一次
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    The first time, the second time, the third timeA couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been th...

  • sandwiches
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    There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says. "My...

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