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  • Kiss in the Park 公园里的接吻
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    A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing"Why don't you do that?" said the wif...

  • A metaphorical example 隐喻性的例子
    12-05

    A young wife didn't know the difference between direct and indirect taxation, so she asked her husband about it.Her husband said: "Well, I...

  • Think of the good side 想想好的一面
    12-05

    After a funeral, a friend comforted the new widow and said: "Don't always think of sad side, and you should try to think of the good side.&qu...

  • Artificial intelligence
    12-05

    Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?A: Artificial intelligence....

  • Please Hang Up and Try Again
    12-05

    A man calls home to check in with his wife, to let her know he'll be home early, when suddenly, a strange woman answers.The confused man inquires,...

  • Jehovah's Witness And Hell's Angels
    12-05

    Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member?A: Someone who comes to your door and tells y...

  • Buffalo Beer Analogy
    12-05

    A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are k...

  • He Said, She Said
    12-05

    He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.She said...You wear pants don't you?He said...Shall we try swap...

  • The Horse Whisperer
    12-05

    A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he see's a big jar full of money and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would lik...

  • Nice Motto
    12-05

    Life Insurance Agent: Don't let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in the morning, let me know what you thin...

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