And the Lord spoke to Noah and said "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil peo...
Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.He said "It'...
"This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it.""Here, have a tic-tac. It's on me."(To ...
What would happen if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could not? The answer is clear: menstruation would become an enviable, boast-...
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her newhusband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemakingencounter. In his highly aroused stat...
1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad. 3. You hear a duck quacking and it's you. 4. Y...
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four...
A teacher was playing a game with her class. She said "I'm holding something behind my back. It's red and you can eat it." A little ...
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.Doctor: The lab called with your test resu...
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table.He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the ner...