Synonym=Bad LanguageOne day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a syno...
drink like a fishA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old g...
Three ReasonsTeacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round. Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so, and you say so! 三条理由老师：斯通，说出三条理由...
the chemical formula for waterTeacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ? Blonde: “HIJKLMNO“!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: ...
the lowest grade"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero." "Neither do I. But that...
Plagiarism A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper....
Difference "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering cours...
Promotion Our son, Chris, is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where t...
Who Is This My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treat...
One Point Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the cente...