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  • 模仿 Imitation
    12-05

    A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting becau...

  • 缠住不放 Persistance
    12-05

    Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. “Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Rich...

  • 我教老师 I Taught the Teacher
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    Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?" "Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "ins...

  • 小男孩与驴子 A Small Boy and a Donkey
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    A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. “What are you holding onto your brothe...

  • 心目中的英雄Personal Hero
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    Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen hi...

  • 款待Treat
    12-05

    As a rookie in the Atlantic City, N.J., Police department, I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a ...

  • 女孩的名字Girl's Name
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    When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, whe...

  • 我不想争论
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    I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument "Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?" "It's round...

  • 有人要干净的盘子吗?
    12-05

    Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Satu...

  • 四减四等于几?
    12-05

    4-4=? One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. the teacher got angry and said: "What ...

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