One of the teachers had a kindergartener come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student...
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely b...
The little farm boy storms out of the house, mad about being ordered to do his chores. In the barnyard, he kicks the rooster. Near the barn, he kicked...
Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, "My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there befo...
On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and s...
Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand. Little Jimmy stood up, alone. Mrs. White said, &quo...
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, ...
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What a...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "...
To Whom It May Concern: I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult in order to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old. The tax b...