A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work”, and he replied“, no, I am teaching History“.中文翻译：一...
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- ...
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?""Well, it'...
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who du...
Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?Little boy: Grandma.Father: Wait a minute, you did not thi...
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."&qu...
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.“You look hot, my son,...
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. "Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise. "Oh," Pete...
A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. It's a relig...
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash reg...