A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's i...
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?Stick his bill up his ass.Submitted by GlaciEdited by Curtis...
A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, “All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!“A man at the front of the bar stands up and says “Hey! I resent that!“So the first ...
A young man struck up a conversation with a young lass in a singles bar. All went well until he mentioned that he was a dentist, at which point she lo...
A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They decided to settle the issue by getting all the dogs together an...
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked ho...
After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Poe calls a brief recess and retires to his chambers. En route, he bumps into Judge Graham...
A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work ...
Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking towards them. "What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like ...
Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger...