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  • Be careful with what you wish for 慎重许愿
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    Be careful with what you wish forA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During ...

  • The Advantage of Noise 噪音的优点
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    The Advantage of NoiseWherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to b...

  • The Nice Wedding Gift
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    The Nice Wedding GiftWe attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them...

  • How Much Is It? 多少钱?
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    How Much Is It?It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she...

  • Who was the first man 谁是第一个男人
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    Who was the first manA teacher said to her class: Who was the first man?” George Washington,”a little boy shouted promptly. How do you mak...

  • Real Play 逼真的戏剧
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    Real Play When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater&#...

  • Guns Buried in the Garden 埋在花园里的枪
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    Guns Buried in the GardenAn old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his gard...

  • Favorite Cookies 临死者最爱吃的小甜饼
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    A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate ...

  • Your Coat Is on Fire 您的大衣着火了
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    Your Coat Is on FireThe master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything importa...

  • Rope or Ox 到底是绳子还是公牛
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    Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was wal...

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