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  • Make My Horse Laugh
    11-24

    There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone who can make my horse laugh will have all the drinks they want on the house. So thi...

  • Hung Like An Elephant
    11-24

    This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a look at an elephant and the kid just stares at it in fascination. Eventually ...

  • Helping To Clean The Dishes
    11-24

    Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the family dog. When asked why by her former employer, sh...

  • Gorilla Chase!
    11-24

    There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and ha...

  • Getting Excited at the Zoo
    11-24

    It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring...

  • Fur Fortune
    11-24

    Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt."Good wo...

  • Frog, warts and all
    11-24

    A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head.The bar attendant asks. "what's that on your head?The frog says. "I don't know, it ...

  • Flying Turtle
    11-24

    Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and cr...

  • Farmer Joe and his Mule
    11-24

    Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In co...

  • Farmer and the Pretty Lady
    11-24

    One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, then stopped...

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