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  • Calming your son 让你儿子静下来
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    In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing(吼叫) baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get ...

  • As If Awakening From A Dream 如梦初醒
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    A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relat...

  • At Auction Fair 拍卖会上
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    At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out ...

  • Automobile Fittings 汽车配件
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    A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, "Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories(附件) in the neighborhood?"Mountaineer says, &...

  • Life After Death 死后重生
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    Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that mak...

  • Only a few words 几个英语词
    12-05

    At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger(行凶抢劫者) but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don...

  • An Ugly Woman 丑女
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    Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.Mary: Why was that?Mike: She wasn't wearing one.麦克:一次舞会上,当...

  • Time is money 时间就是金钱
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    As the taxi came to a screeching(尖叫) halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?""Well, it...

  • I wasn't dead 我还没死
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    A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead."Dead!&quo...

  • I was the foreman 我是领班
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    Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job."Why did the foreman(领班) fire you?" the friend asked in surprise."Oh," Pe...

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