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  • The doctor lives downstairs
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    "Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."He surveyed her from head ...

  • That's Why 原来如此
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    Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pi...

  • Expensive Price 昂贵的价格
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    Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I...

  • How many people do you have
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    An American stepped into a gun shop,“Give me the most powerful pistol.““How many bullets do you need?“The American walked to a telephone booth, “Hello...

  • I wish
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    Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so ...

  • Office Christmas party 办公室圣诞晚会
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    "Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night?" the young man asked his colleague veduchina."Well" replied his frie...

  • Christmas Service 圣诞节的祷告
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    It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arriv...

  • A Dead Fly 一只死苍蝇
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    Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.史密斯先生:服务员,我的汤里有一只死苍蝇。服务员:是的,先生,我知道了,它是...

  • Falling Down 他一定是在吹牛
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    A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country."There is a buil...

  • Drunken Humour 醉汉的幽默
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    Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said...

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