"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."He surveyed her from head ...
Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pi...
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I...
An American stepped into a gun shop,“Give me the most powerful pistol.““How many bullets do you need?“The American walked to a telephone booth, “Hello...
Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so ...
"Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night?" the young man asked his colleague veduchina."Well" replied his frie...
It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arriv...
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇。服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是...
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country."There is a buil...
Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said...