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  • Christmas Present
    12-06

    Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, "Since Chri...

  • Papa Fell
    12-06

    The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "P...

  • Names On The Wall
    12-06

    One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names ...

  • Kicking Habit
    12-06

    There was a little boy who lived on a farm. One morning when he got up from bed his mother told him he needed to start doing his chores around the far...

  • It Hurts
    12-06

    Jack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little gi...

  • Saving It
    12-06

    A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you shouldn't be doing that,...

  • Wake Up!
    12-06

    A teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's...

  • Sunday School
    12-06

    There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five p...

  • Problematic Child
    12-06

    There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five p...

  • What Do You Get?
    12-06

    A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. “Mommy, where do babies come from?“ After thinking about it ...

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