Why do elephants never forget?Because nobody ever tells them anything!What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?A walkie talkie!What is...
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?A towel.What begins with P, ends with E, and has 1,000 letters?Post office.What can you catch but not th...
There is no egg in eggplant (1) nor ham in hamburger(2)， neither apple nor pine in pineapple(3)。鸡蛋和茄子没什么血缘关系；苹果和凤梨的长相差距很大。English muffins(4) weren'...