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Jack: I'm gonna make this brief, Pam-cake. I'm not getting any younger.

Pam: Dad.

Jack: No, I want to make sure there's someone around besides me who you can fully count on. I couldn't help but notice how you and Kevin have reconnected these past few days. He's financially secure. He's great with the twins. Got a heart of gold. He's a little goofy, maybe, in his dressing, but if that body art is any indication, I'd say he's certainly open to the idea.

Pam: What idea?

Jack: The idea of a simple course correction.

Pam: A course correction.

Jack: Greg, Kevin.

Andi: Come on, grumpy daddy! Come to Hawaii.

Jack: Okay. Okay, grumpy daddy will think about it.

Andi: Yes! Okay, okay.

Jack: Oh! Hey, honey, hi! Perfect. Pam, this is Andi. Andi, this is Pam, my wife.

Pam: Hi, it's a... It's a pleasure to meet you.

Andi: It's a pleasure to meet you, too. Your husband is a freaking rock star, but I'm sure you know how lucky you are.

Pam: Yeah.

Focker: I'm not. She's the rock star. She's a rock star mom and just full-on, rocking person. And I'm just a groupie trying to, you know, carry her amps. No, you're... You're... You're the man.

Jack: Everything all right here?

Focker: Yeah, Jack, everything's all right. Pam, do you wanna...

Andi: Oh, my God. You must be the famous Jack Byrnes. Wow. I have heard so much about you.

Jack: I've heard very little about you, gðice Garcia. But I do admire your cheerleading photographs.

Kevin: Henry's doing much better. We were just singing an ancient Yanomamo song about a brave warrior who falls from a tree while hunting for chimpanzee meat. He's good. Yeah. Hi.

Andi: Hi. Andi Garcia. Pfosten Pharmaceuticals. And you're Doctor...

Focker: No. He's not a doctor.

Kevin: Not in the Western sense of the word.

Focker: Not in any sense of the word. You're an investment banker.

Kevin: Many hats. Kevin.

Andi: Hi. Okay, cool. Well, I'm gonna mosey on out of here. All right. 

Pam: Wow, you told me she sold boner medicine, Greg. You didn't tell me she is boner medicine.

Jack: Pam, that's ridiculous.

Pam: You also said you wouldn't pick her out of a lineup, too.

Kevin: Wouldn't pick her out of a lineup? Greg, that woman is stunning!

Jack: Oh, he's covering, Kevin, 'cause he didn't want Pam to get suspicious. Did you see the way his carotid artery throbbed when he looked at her?

Focker: Dad. Give me a break, Jack. Come on.

Jack: Now this is what I'm talking about, Pam. I'm sorry, but this man cannot be trusted.

Focker: Could you for once in your life stay out of my marriage?

Kevin: Greg, come on, don't get hysterical.

Focker: I'm not getting hysterical. He's getting hysterical.

Kevin: Look, it's natural to get a little tempted.

Focker: Nobody's tempted, nobody's...

Kevin: Look, even our dear friend, the Buddha, had to pass through some sorrow on his way to enlightenment.

Focker: Our dear friend, the Buddha? How's he doing? It's been so long. Do you ever listen to yourself?

Kevin: I try not to. I speak from the heart, off the cuff, like my man, JC, at the Sermon on the Mount. I think that's what you've always admired about me.

Focker: Well, I got news for you. You're not Jesus.

Jack: Well, he may not be Jesus, but he's a far better choice for Pam than you are, Greg.

Pam: Dad! I'm sorry. Would you stop with the course-correction stuff? It's nothing.

Jack: No, that's right...

Focker: What's the course-correction stuff? I want to hear all about it, Jack.

Jack: You're leading this family onto rocky shoals, Focker, and as captain of the ship, I'm steering us away to safety.

Focker: Well, you know what? You're not a ship's captain, Jack. We're people. We're not on a boat, we're in a hospital. Okay? We're human beings in a hospital and you're not the captain.

Jack: Well, I may not be the captain, Gregory Focker, but you're not the Godfocker!

Focker: Good. 'Cause I don't want to be the stupid Godfocker. I'm the Greg Focker, Jack! All right? I am Greg Focker! And by the way, Dr. Bob told me you offered him the job first. Nice to know I was your sloppy seconds.

Jack: You spoke to Dr. Bob?

Focker: Yeah, I did, Jack. Had beers with him last night. He's in town for a convention. That's it.

Jack: You're done. You're done, it's over, that's it.

Focker: You know what? You can't tell me I'm done because I already quit.

Jack: You're done.

Focker: I'm getting off the wheel.

Jack: What wheel?

Focker: The wheel! The little hamster wheel that we're all running up to get a little taste of your little water thingy! Just, please, approval! Approval!

Jack: What the hell are you doing?

Focker: Please! Give me some of the Jack... Yeah.

Kevin: It's like a metaphor for your approval...

Focker: Thank you for clearing that up! What are you even doing here, Kevin?

Kevin: I'm trying to help.

Focker: Why don't you get on your stupid monster yacht with your bubble-butt Russian girlfriend and do Jell-O shots off of Deepak Chopra's butt?

Kevin: Greg, don't drag Deepak into this. Please, Greg.

Focker: Hey, Dina. Jack had a heart attack two weeks ago. Adios, folks!

妙语佳句 活学活用

1. goofy: 愚笨的，傻瓜的

2. grumpy: 脾气暴躁的，坏脾气的

例如：Don't worry about his grumpy expression, his bark is worse than his bit.（不要担心他的语言粗暴，他说话严厉，但并无恶意。）

3. freak: 怪人，狂热爱好者，怪事，反复无常，也可以做形容词，表示怪异的

People think she's a freak just because she's religious.（就因为她信教，人们就把她当成怪人。）

He was really confused by the freak result.（这个异乎寻常的结果让他非常困惑。）

4. groupie: 流行乐队迷，狂热追随者，追星族

5. cheerleading: 带领啦啦队

例如：I really didn't like cheerleading at first but it's really fun.（起初我确实不喜欢带领啦啦队的培训课，但它真的相当有趣。）

6. hat: 头衔

7. mosey: 漫步, 徘徊, 离去

例如：We don't have time to mosey along. We're late already.（我们没时间闲逛，我们已经迟了。）

8. hysterical: 歇斯底里的，异常兴奋的

例如：Janet became hysterical and began screaming.（珍妮特变得歇斯底里，开始尖叫。）

9. off the cuff: 即兴地

例如：I'm not good at speaking off the cuff.（我不擅长即席演讲。）

10. drag someone into this: 把某人牵涉近来，也可以指生拉硬拽

例如：She had to be dragged into seeing the dentist.（要她去牙科医生那里看病非得生拉硬拽不可。）

11. adios: 再见，一路平安