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Cam: Hey, it's Cam Wexler. Remember, from the wedding? The serial killer?

Chuck: Yeah. Yeah, hi.

Cam: I'm sorry to bother you, but I have a bit of a dental emergency.

Chuck: You don't have to make up stories, Cam. If you want to see me, all you have to do is ask.

Cam: No, seriously. I chipped a tooth, and it's Saturday night, and I don't know who else to call.

Chuck: Oh, you chipped a tooth? How?

Cam: I slipped while having a fish fight, slid down an ice ramp, got tackled by a penguin, and fell face-first into a fake ice boulder.

Chuck: This is very common. Do you know where my office is?

Cam: Yeah. I got your card right here. I can be there in 20 minutes?

Chuck: 20 minutes. I'm leaving now.

Cam: Okay.

Chuck: Okay, all fixed. Does that hurt? Can you describe the penguin that attacked you?

Cam: Very funny.

Chuck: You can rinse. So what really happened? Did you get caught in the middle of some North Pole- South Pole gang war?

Cam: There are no penguins in the North Pole. That's polar bears.

Chuck: You really are a penguin freak, aren't you?

Cam: Oh, you have no idea. Obsessed is putting it mildly.

Chuck: I believe you.

Cam: Oh, what's that?

Chuck: Oh, I travel to Guatemala every year to help some of the poorer villagers.

Cam: That's so sweet. Sorry! Oh! Oh, no! They went in! They're in there!

Chuck: What's in there?

Cam: The things! Oh, here. Oh, I'm sorry. This is bad. You're hurt.

Chuck: It's okay.

Cam: I'm so sorry.

Chuck: Should have worn that lead vest.

Cam: Oh, this always happens to me. Are you okay?

Chuck: Yes. Yeah, I'm fine.

Cam: You sure?

Chuck: I feel good.

Cam: Man. I hope you let me buy you a new shirt.

Chuck: No. No, really. It's, uh, it's good. But I hope you'll let me take you out to dinner...sometime. Trust me, you can do far more damage with a steak knife.

Cam: I'm sorry. L... I can't. How much do I owe you for the tooth?

Chuck: Wait a second. So you will draw first blood, but you won't make it up to me?

Cam: Please, how much?

Chuck: No. Your money's no good here.

Cam: You sure?

Chuck: I will not accept that.

Cam: Really? Thank you.

Chuck: Yes.

Cam: I'm sorry.

Chuck: No. See you in six months for a routine stabbing.

Cam: Bye.

Chuck: Bye.

妙语佳句 活学活用

1. make up stories: 编故事。查理这里的意思是：你不需要编故事，凯姆，如果你想见我，就直接了当的问。

2. chip: 剥落；碎裂

3. fall face-first into: 脸着地摔向……

4. ice boulder: 冰漂石

5. rinse: 冲洗，漱口

6. gang war: 打群架，聚众斗殴

The presence of the police frightened them out of gang war.（警察在场吓得他们不敢打群架.）

7. put it mildly: 说得委婉些，说得好听一点；说得婉转些

He is, to put it mildly, not pleased.

他心中大不悦, 这么说还是轻的。

8. draw first blood: 先发制人，首先进攻

But he got to draw first blood, and that's more important.（但他得先发制人，这一点很重要。）

9. stabbing: 穿刺