What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know?
Your legs!

What is a skeleton?
Bones, with the person off!

What might you eat in Paris?
The trifle tower!

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?
Sir Francis Brake!

Have you ever seen a man eating tiger?
No, but in the cafe next door I once saw a man eating chicken!

What is the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half!

What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness Pongster!