A vampire joke
What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?
Fangs very much!

A vampire joke
What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank?
He asked to make a withdrawal!

A skeleton joke
What sort of soup do skeletons like?
One with plenty of body in it!

A werewolf joke
What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite!

A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
I don't know, but if it laughs I'll join in!

A skeleton joke
What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
Bone china!

A skeleton joke
Which skeleton wears a kilt?
Boney Prince Charlie!