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A skeleton joke
How do skeletons get their mail?
By bony express!

A vampire joke
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash!

A vampire joke
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs!

A vampire joke
What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Blood oranges!

A ghost joke
Where do ghosts get an education?
High sghoul!

A ghost joke
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!

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