A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!

A vampire joke
What happened to the vampire who swallowed sheep?
He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

A ghost joke
Who is the most important member of the ghost's football team?
The ghoulie!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish?
It came back with a skeleton crew!

A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their eggs cooked?
Terrifried!

A vampire joke
Why do vampires do well at school?
Because everytime they are asked a question they come up with a biting reply!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns?
Skint Eastwood!