A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!

A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!

A witch joke
What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!

A witch joke
What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
The dark!

A witch joke
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed!

A witch joke
What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!