Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kyoto!
Kyoto who?
Kyoto jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Laos!
Laos who?
Laos and found!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lauren!
Lauren who?
Lauren order!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Laverne!
Laverne who?
Laverne of catastrophe!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!