Knock Knock
Who's there?
Montana!
Montana who?
Montana your hide if she finds out you ate all of the cookies!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Moose!
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Morris!
Morris who?
Morris another day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Morrison!
Morrison who?
Morrison, the more sun tan!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mort!
Mort who?
Mort to the point, who are you!