A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.

?To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,? the attorney reads.

?To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.

?And finally,? the lawyer concludes, ?to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will, well, you were wrong.

Hi, Dan!?