There's a man and a priest playing golf. (Don't ask me why).
The man aims and shoots the ball, and it goes way astray, landing in a pond.
-Shit, I missed! - the man says.
-Don't you curse, young one, or else God will punish you! - adverts the priest.
Time goes on and the man keeps playing. As he is some yards from the hole he aims and shoots, and there goes the golf ball again, into the sky.
-Shit, I missed! - screams the man.
-I'm warning you, do not curse or God will punish you! - the priest warns again.
-Okay, I won't.
But eventually the man came to miss the hole again by a few inches only, and this time he screams loudly to the sky:
-Fuck! Shit! Damn that hole!
Dark clouds appear in the sky, as the wrath of God was unfolding. From the clouds a lighting comes, hitting the priest, thus killing him. Then, from way up, a voice is heard:
-Shit, I missed!