There was this woman who was having problems with her sex life.

She was not getting enough sex from her man so she went to see a sex therapist.

After explaining her problem the doctor gave her a pill to slip in her boyfriend's drink next time they had dinner and he assured her she would be in for a great time.

The next day the doctor called her up and asked how she went, and the girl said everything was perfect except for one thing.

"Well, what was that?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I slipped the tablet into his drink at dinner and then he went wild, he grabbed me and kissed me and touched me like never before, then he pushed everything off the table and we made wild passionate steamy love right there on the dinner table. It was the best ever!"

The doctor then asked, "Then what is your problem?

"I don't think we'll be welcome at McDonald's anymore."